- olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
- me: falls on face trying to put socks on
-I asked a camper to draw me a picture… she drew me three.
-Successfully started two Triple Barrels.
-Campers had a paint war, and got mad when they were told to clean it up.
7 year old girl
Me: “Why am I always base during tag?”
Her: “It’s because you’re so pretty.”
-Field smelled like rotting garbage.
-Stepped in a rather large disgusting puddle… sneakers were wet for rest of day.
-Talked a camper off of a cliff. She can’t do the choreography another girl came up with for the camp lip sync contest. Competition is next Tuesday… she wants to quit. I convinced her not to, and to just have fun. Her quote is below.
10 year old girl
Me: “I think you’re just like me…”
Her: “I am just like you… I suck.”